My co-teachers want to help me learn Korean. They taught me a few words today and they told me I had to remember them tomorrow. I thought I’d teach you, too. Keep in mind that I wrote the words phonetically, not properly.

eye – noon

ear – gwee

nose – co

mouth – ib (you can also say ib sternly when you want someone to be quiet)
I’m so enlightened. I’m going to punch you in the noon if you don’t post more often.